With a name like. . .

I found this on Wikipedia today--a list of past and present Smucker's catchphrases.

• "With a name like Smucker's, it has to be good!"
• "Smucker will make you pucker!"
• "If you find a better jelly, you buy it!"
• "Smucker Company, the brand you can trust"
• "There ain't no place like Smucker's!"
• "The only brand of jams that can make a piece of bread lively!"
• "If you're hungry, Smucker's is the way to go!"
• "Smucker's may be yummy, your tummy may be too, but your grocer's freezer, is not far from you!"
• "Bread, jam and jelly, in your belly, lick your spoon and cut your bread, then you will be Smucker's well fed"

The second one reminds me of the time our friend Dave H. was introducing Paul at a meeting of some sort and with a straight face called him Small Pucker.